May 2013
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silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
reallyreallyreallytrying:
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:
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Attempting to go to sleep at normal times is not going to work out well…..
ianthonyisreal:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
There’s a joke there between stoned and rocks but I can’t seem to make it
fullmetal-dipshit:
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
How I felt every moment during today's final
pdpunderdog:
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
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applebright:
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
doitsus-on-a-plane:
mustachefirebender:
jointhecarrotarmy:
silence-insolace:
solluxforpresident:
karkatforpresident:
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
Someone bumped into my chair and I...
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
ladyhistory:
nunnabe:
lulz-time:
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
why do they still make so much noise
why are they so pushy and impatient
why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before...
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May have spent an hour trying to get an emulator to work….
america: shows up to WW2 15 minutes late with starbucks
heismyfirstolive:
timelordsandhunters:
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
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espeonchan:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
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rsapberry:
the-fake-truth:
inbecillus:
an-idle-teen:
inbecillus:
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
April 2013
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
